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Saturday, January 9, 2010

More Happy New Years Wishes (from chris)


Also I guess...happy new decade! This one belongs to us.

Some forecasts for 202o:

Middle East Crisis solved by Blakely.

Miranda's poetry whispered breathlessly over irish coffee by polka-dot jeaned tastemakers from Singapore to Tehran to Caracas.

Josh develops financial mechanism that renders coal obsolete and feeds half of newfoundland simultaneously.

Trevor invents new color no one has ever conceived before. Just because he ran out of other colors to get jeans in.

Jen revolutionizes the theory of relativity after an epiphany singing in the bordellos of bolivia.

Spengler enters the canon.

Ruby voted in as Queen of England by british populace, but still spends most of her time tending to her cozy Durango bar.

Ken becomes the richest man in the world after his line of paste-on mustaches explodes into an international fashion phenomenon.

All the best and love,

Chris

1 comment:

  1. It's sad but true, I would probably chose a cozy Durango bar over being royalty not just today, but also another 9 years down the road.

    Great resolutions, Chris! I hope you are well! I miss Middlebury kids so much!

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